Shaandaar (2015, Dir: Vikas Bahl) is a desperate attempt to be mainstream, breezy and offbeat; it misses most of its already misdirected beats, it takes the wind out of any breathable air and it mainly streams in hiccups on a mostly dull network. Alia Bhatt's cute & bubbly child woman act is well childish. Recommended for the really daring and/or divine, with lots of patience downed with wine.